saddeer:

if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately 

fatwink:

sexual orientation: anyone that gives me attention

myainatree:

eternal-sleeper:

in-this-hopsital-for-souls:

Austin Carlile, Olympic Ballon Sprinter.

I can watch this all day

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE’S STOOD THERE LIKE THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL BEHAVIOUR 

I love you. I just…love you, Austin.

(Source: damnbarakat)

daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

yaminerua:

When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it

chibitifa:

stumpstiel-wentzchester:

mykaobering:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING

I’M DONE. I’M FUCKING DONE.

(Source: sophiealdred)

(Source: thunder-blade)

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust)

gruffen:

gruffen:

should i post it

i posted it

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

"I may be biased as a novelist, but I believe if you have a book, you already have the best version of the story. There is no way a movie can ever create images as good as the ones you actively create in your imagination as you read."

(Source: you-drool-when-you-sleep)

keeponwishingg:

This is a post that my mam put on Facebook.
She said yes to a man she left my whole family for.
A man that she was having an affair with for 26 years.
She said yes even though she is still married to my dad.
God, I fucking hate people.

(Source: ohabernathie)

my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me

(Source: mildlycitrus)

jaimelynbeattty:

[AGGRESSIVELY CRIES BECAUSE OF HARRY POTTER BASED MUSICAL THEATRE]

(Source: valjeaan)