My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
are you telling me this isnt a cartoon piano
Why aren’t there drive-throughs for fanfiction though?
“Can I help you?”
“Yes, I’d like a modern “pretend boyfriends” AU, no dub-con, add frottage, please.”
“Would you like a happy ending with that?”
“And for length?”
“Oh, a 50k-er, please.”
“Will do, please pull around to the first window.”
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
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Google searched, she’s still missing guys. Please boost
I hate fall out boy because you’ll just be singing along happily and then without warning you decode the metaphor and your whole world comes crashing down and you’re crying again
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The Riker Project - Reward Picture #2142
The Riker Project - Reward Picture #2143
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.